Or 10 ways to get your ass kicked to the curb 10. You never ask any personal questions, so that by the fourth date you have no idea that I have a graduate degree or what fields I studied in college. 9. You call me right after I text you. If I didn't call you, then it means that I couldn't. 8. You invite me to dinner then later ask me to cook you dinner. 7. I ask you for a later date time, then you stipulate an even later one. You then proceed to show up earlier than I asked you to, nevermind the time you wanted. 6. You show up dressed down and early. 5. You show up unwashed and early. 4. I look like a hot, foxy momma and you don't say a damn thing about it! 3. By the way, you're moving out of town in a couple of weeks??? 2. Yes, there is a thing called dinner conversation. It's interactive and generally themes build upon each other in a stimulating fashion. 1. You try to school me on rocks. If you hadn't committed numero diez you'd know that, yes, indeed, I ...